{"id":99,"date":"2017-03-15T21:53:53","date_gmt":"2017-03-16T03:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gordonsavage.com\/sowhat\/?p=99"},"modified":"2017-03-15T21:53:53","modified_gmt":"2017-03-16T03:53:53","slug":"samantha-prank-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gordonsavage.com\/sowhat\/uncategorized\/samantha-prank-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Samantha \u2013 The Prank, Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Originally posted on\u00a0February 13, 2017<\/u>\u00a0by\u00a0Gordon Savage<\/a><\/p>\n

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Samantha had never been this frightened. The police were taking them to jail and the sentence could be six months.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

As soon as he started driving, the tall policeman commented to the other, \u201cI don\u2019t see any reason to bother a magistrate at this hour, do you? I mean we have them dead to rights.\u201d<\/p>\n

The other guy considered for a minute. \u201cYou\u2019re right. It can wait till morning.\u201d<\/p>\n

It only took a few minutes to drive to the police station. They unstrapped us and had us get out of the cruiser. The tall guy grabbed me by the upper arm, and the other one did the same with Renee.<\/p>\n

I was terrified but under control. Renee was crying. \u201cPlease, it was just a prank. No one was hurt.\u201d<\/p>\n

They removed the handcuffs. We were fingerprinted, photographed, and relieved of our purses and the stuff in our pockets. Then they sat us each down at a phone and said, \u201cMake your call. I\u2019d suggest to your parents.\u201d<\/p>\n

This was worse than the ride over. I had been terrified before, but now I had to talk to my family and tell them I was under arrest. Trembling, I dialed our number. Naturally Father answered. \u201cAdmiral Pederson.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I broke down. My tears started flowing, and I choked up. I was so scared I forgot to call him Father. \u201c\u2026 Daddy \u2026 Renee and I are in jail. \u2026 Please come and get us out.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat!\u201d<\/em> I had to jerk the phone away from my ear. He was so loud I could hear him with the phone in front of me. \u201cYou\u2019re in jail?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n

I was tongue-tied. \u201cI \u2026 We \u2026 Uh \u2026\u201d I was scared to death and couldn\u2019t get out anything meaningful.<\/p>\n

After a few seconds Father\u2019s voice came back, quieter, deadly calm, and strangely resigned. \u201cTell me where you are.\u201d<\/p>\n

I put my hand over the mouth piece and turned to the tall cop. \u201cWhere are we?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cTell him you\u2019re across I-64 from the municipal airport.\u201d<\/p>\n

I did.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019ll be there in twenty minutes. Don\u2019t do anything to get in more trouble.\u201d He hung up.<\/p>\n

I put the phone down, still shaking.<\/p>\n

Renee had finished her call as well. The older policeman led us through a locked door into a long corridor. There were two cushioned benches along one wall. A woman sat on one of them. The first thing I noticed was her bright red lipstick. She was wearing a black leather mini \u2013 make that micro \u2013 skirt, a bright pink top that exposed a bare midriff, knee high black boots, and black tights. Her bored expression brightened noticeably when she saw us.<\/p>\n

The other bench was occupied by a disheveled man who appeared to be asleep, including a loud snore, so we had no choice but to sit next to the woman if we didn\u2019t want to stand. She slid over and patted the bench next to her. \u201cHi, girls. They picked you up too, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n

As I sat, she looked me over thoroughly. \u201cYou girls are awfully young to be doing tricks. Take my advice and get out of the business now.\u201d<\/p>\n

I could feel my neck getting warm. I was blushing. She thought we were hookers! That meant she probably was one herself.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo, how\u2019d they catch you? They got me with an undercover cop.\u201d<\/p>\n

I was tempted to explain why we were there, but I didn\u2019t see any point. I put my elbows on my knees and buried my face in my hands. Then I heard the man slurring, \u201cMy, my.\u201d<\/p>\n

When I craned my neck to see him, he was sitting up with a dazed expression. He continued his slurred speech. \u201cThey get younger every year. Sorry, girls I\u2019m out of cash.\u201d<\/p>\n

Talk about adding insult to injury.<\/p>\n

He swayed to his feet, and mumbled, \u201cWhere\u2019s the restroom around here?\u201d He turned and staggered down the hall away from us. When he reached the end of the hall, he opened a barred door and disappeared from sight. It took me a second to realize he had gone into a holding cell. In a moment I heard a zipper and then liquid flowing into a toilet. For some reason I was embarrassed for him.<\/p>\n

He wobbled back and dropped onto his bench. \u201cSo we\u2019re in jail? It\u2019s better than lying in the street.\u201d His speech was still slurred. He lay back down on the bench, and seconds later he was snoring again.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, that was interesting,\u201d the woman said. \u201cYou meet all kinds of characters in lock-up. If you have to keep doing johns, at least be careful.\u201d She pointed to a scar on her left cheek. \u201cI got this from a john who was arrested with me. He knocked me down while they were separating all of us into boy\/girl cells. Of course, I have to be thankful he did it. The cops cleaned me up and let me go because of it.\u201d<\/p>\n

It seemed like hours later the locked door opened. The cop stood there and called, \u201cRenee Williams, your parents are here. You\u2019re going home.\u201d<\/p>\n

She jumped up and started for the door. Then she stopped and gave me an anguished smile. She mouthed, \u201cSorry, Sam,\u201d and rushed to the door.<\/p>\n

Great! Where were my parents?<\/p>\n

The woman gave me a wide-eyed stare and said, \u201cParents? You\u2019re not one of us?\u201d She smiled. \u201cBelieve me, you don\u2019t want to get into the business.\u201d<\/p>\n

We waited in silence for what felt like an hour. When the door finally opened, I jumped to my feet. The cop stayed there for seconds before he spoke. \u201cSamantha Pederson. It\u2019s your turn.\u201d<\/p>\n

I looked at the woman. \u201cGood luck.\u201d It was all I could think of to say. I headed for the door.<\/p>\n

Father was there. He looked unemotional as I came out. I was so relieved that I ran to him and hugged him, forgetting how I wanted to punish him. \u201cYou are exceedingly lucky,\u201d he said. \u201cThey won\u2019t charge you \u2026 this time \u2026 but let it happen again \u2026 Honey, what were you thinking?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was just a prank.\u201d I stepped back. \u201cCan I go home now?\u201d Then I saw Mom waiting on the other side of the room.<\/p>\n

He continued to watch me impassively. \u201cYou understand how much trouble you\u2019re in at home? We\u2019ll discuss your punishment on the way home. Now let\u2019s get your stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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