{"id":78,"date":"2017-02-21T19:31:15","date_gmt":"2017-02-22T02:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gordonsavage.com\/sowhat\/?p=78"},"modified":"2017-02-21T19:31:15","modified_gmt":"2017-02-22T02:31:15","slug":"samantha-mall-walking-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.gordonsavage.com\/sowhat\/uncategorized\/samantha-mall-walking-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Samantha &#8211; Mall Walking &#8211; Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Originally posted on <u>January 16, 2017<\/u> by <a href=\"&#109;a&#x69;l&#x74;o&#x3a;g&#x6f;r&#x64;o&#x6e;&#64;&#x67;&#111;r&#100;o&#x6e;s&#x61;v&#x61;g&#x65;.&#x63;o&#x6d;\">Gordon Savage<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-indent: 2.5em;\">\n<p><strong><em>Fast forward to Friday on the first week of school. Samantha had been in a funk since her brother&#8217;s death. The only time she wasn&#8217;t sulking was when she was running, and she did a lot of that. Now school had started, and she brought her blues to class. 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